Pussy Galore and I were talking about Pop Pop (here's a description), and why I never boned him.
Claptrap: Damn Pop Pop.
Pussy Galore: Why? So nice he is.
Claptrap: He was just so weird! Still had no idea if he liked me or not. Crusty old man!
Pussy Galore: You shoulda just boned him.
Pussy Galore: HA!!!!!!! Lol.
Claptrap: Dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee there was no way in a million years I would ever seduce that one.
Claptrap: I would have done it for free bacon and booze.
Claptrap: Not because I was sexually attracted to him.
Pussy Galore: I've done it for less.
AND THAT IS WHY I LOVE THIS GIRL.
Claptrap OUT!
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