So you should know that Mr. Retool is a year out of a long term relationship with a lady we will call The Hobbit. The Hobbit was great at making me feel like the worlds worst under performer. I was never convinced, but I was always a little unsure about the oral. The bush whacking. The lap-it-up dance.
That is no more. I got a dyed in the wool lesbian to go to O-Town without so much as an assist. Just by the magic of the toung. This is a big deal. I figure if anyone is a connisour in this department, it's a lady that has gone without cock for a decade.
Most important isn't so much the validation of my skills. No, the biggest satisfation is that THAT BITCH HOBBIT WAS WRONG!
- ReTool
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