Wise words from CLAPTRAP on the fine art of $$$$$$$$$$.

Ok dudes, real simple.

If it's a dude you're just fucking casually and have no interest in a long term deal with, NEVER PAY FOR DINNER.  Why?  Please refer back to this blog about how your VAGINA IS PAYMENT ENOUGH.

If it's a dude that you actually LIKE and want to see on a regular and consistent basis, by all means, split meals and pay for his ass.

However, you gotta know where the dude stands too.  If you're getting nothing but shitbird vibes from him, DO NOT PAY.  If he's a fancyboy in all other ways, then pay for his ass once in a while.

Bam.

- Claptrap

 Edit:  Oh shit!  First blog post of November.