returning the favor

"i know i shouldnt complain about this, but everytime we have sex, he ALWAYS goes down on me. and i dont always like giving head, but i feel like i have to, since he is doing it."

 

"Oh hell no. My other friend was talking about that. I was like, ya dudes always go down on me before we bone. And she was like, don't you go down on them?  And I said no.  And she's like, oh you should to be nice and to return the favor. And I'm like, what?  Isn't boning enough of a favor??"

 

HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!