hot guys don't always know how to fuck

jameson always gets me in trouble. so do handsome men with tattoos. as my friend was saying, we were hanging out when dude #1 and dude #2 roll in. she's with dude #1, i'm with dude #2. she and her dude have kicked it before but this is the first time i've met my dude. we're hanging out, i'm talking to my guy, mildy flirting, you know, the usual.

sidenote: did you know that when you take a guy's hat and wear it, it's like a secret code for I WANT TO FUCK YOU? i was told of this the next morning. at the time i had no idea, i thought i was just being cute and playful.

anways back to the story. the dudes want to go back to their house. i had to confer with my lady and think about the situation. my friend wanted to hook up with her dude. honestly i could have cared less if i ended up fucking my guy or not. but he was hot and seemed nice so i was game. AND the fact that we were going to be boning our respective dudes at the SAME TME, IN THE SAME HOUSE, i couldn't pass up. as she said later, i was the sacrificial lamb for our mutual amusement.

so we go back to their house and go off with our dudes. me and dude #2 finish boning and are cuddling. (by the way, the boning was not good. i think it lasted all of 7 minutes. he DEFINITELY looked like he knew how to fuck but alas, that was not the case. never judge a book by it's cover.) so we're cuddling when i start to hear noises coming from the other side of the house. LOUD NOISES. i can hear that homegirl is having a much better time than i had. this makes me laugh out loud. i'm laying there laughing, laughing, laughing, and dude #2 wants to know what is so funny. i say, you can't hear her? isn't this the funniest thing ever? and he says, is it strange that we're done and they're still going? OMG and AWWWW. dude #2 was worried about his sexual prowess compared to his roommates! so i have to lie and reassure him that no i had a good time, he was good, and BLAH BLAH BLAH. i fall asleep to the sounds of my friend boning the night away.

next morning me and dude are fooling around when he COMES ON MY LEG. no boning was involved whatsoever. WHAT THE FUCK? what is with this dude? BAH! oh well. i get dressed and text my lady to see if she was ready to leave. turns out homegirl already bounced like 4 hours ago! HAHA! a true lady of the night. so i say goodbye to dude #2 and meet up with her for breakfast where we proceed to hash out every detail of what happened the night before.

BEST NIGHT EVER!

-pussy galore