year end round out

2010 was the year of sex. LOTS of SEX!

i slept with more guys last year than i ever have in my whole life. i also had my heart broken in a major way which probably had a lot to do with my sluttyness. did sleeping with a whole bunch of dudes help me get over my asshole ex? honestly, the answer is yes. knowing that there were other guys out there, MUCH HOTTER GUYS, that were attracted to me, really put things in perspective. i learned a lot about myself and dudes in general. they say time heals all wounds, but lots of crazy, awesome sex helps too! unfortunately not all night time friends fell into the crazy awesome sex category. some were mediocre and some just plain sucked! so here's a 2010 rundown of past lovers, one night stands, and everything in between.

the rebound after the ex - i met him a couple of weeks after the big breakup. he was a friend of my roommates that i met at a bar. he asked me out on a date, i said yes. honestly i would have said yes to anyone at this point. BUT to be fair, he was a super nice, decent looking guy. very unassuming boring white guy as my friend claptrap would say. he went out for about a month. dates were great. sex was HORRIBLE! he would literally come in 10 seconds, i kid you not! i think i counted one time to make sure. he came in 10 mississippis. BAD BAD BAD. rating = 2.5/5

the neighborhood guy - so this dude used to live in the neighborhood where i work. i would see him all the time and we would make small talk in line for coffee and what not. he came into my work one day and asked me for my phone number. i thought he was so hot! tattoos are a major weakness for me. especially neck tattoos. anyways we boozed and boned a couple of times. it was pretty good. then i find out he's hitting on my co-workers and being an all around douchebag. comes in one day and tries to tell me he's putting on a fashion show and that bjork and anna wintour were gonna come. can we say CRAZY? i called him out on his bullshit which he wasnt very happy about, so ever since then we try to avoid each other. thank god he moved away. moral of the story. dont shit where you eat. rating 1/5

the co-workers roommate - met him while hanging out with my co worker. we didnt exchange any type of info but then he strangely found me on okcupid and messaged me. coffee, dinner, boning. it was pretty meh. we boned twice. i wanted to hang out more but i dont think he wanted to seeing as how he's in AA and i drink like a fish. NEXT! rating = 1.5/5

the friend of a friend - met this dude while hanging out with a good friend. he was definitely a true night time friend. we didnt go on dates, we just drank and fucked. that was pretty much the whole relationship. no cuddling, no breakfast, no nothing. this went on for about a month or so. sex was pretty good. although i did get my period unknowingly one night at his house and got period blood all over his sheets! SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING! we're still semi friends although we dont bone anymore. rating = 3/5

the one night stand - alright we already know about this one. if you dont, read here. yeah i pretty much never saw or heard from this dude again. although a couple of weeks ago i did run into him at a bar where we proceeded to ignore each other. i accidentally made eye contact with him though and he gave me a funny little smile. i found it endearing. rating = 2/5

the one with the girlfriend - so i've written about side piece a lot already. i met him while hanging out with friends. i boned him knowing he had a girlfriend that lived in canada. i didnt really care though. if your girlfriend lives in another country and you've been together less than 3 months, it doesnt fucking count. anyways all we would do is drink jameson, play pool, get wrecked and have lots of crazy drunk sex. and morning sex. man it was good and a lot of fun. for some reason i never got attached to this guy. i have absolutely no feelings for him. everything we have is purely sexual. if we stopped having sex and were just friends that would be okay with me too. i find it quite strange. maybe its because we have no expectations of each other? i dunno. we still talk and have sex occasionally. he gets the award for best cuddler though. rating = 4/5

the one i actually liked - aka main piece. we dated for about two months. its pretty much over now. he acted like he was into me, then he wasnt, then he was again. it was all very confusing. i sent him a text saying as much and i never heard from him again. radio silence for about two weeks now. what a weirdo. although out of all the guys i fucked last year he was the best. lots of foreplay and he LOVED to go down on me. whenever we had sex it usually lasted about two hours or more. if i were to give a rating based purely on the sex it would be 5/5. but because he is an asshat he gets bumped down to 3.5. also he was not a good cuddler.

SO there you have it. working on the 2011 edition though no luck yet. hey its only been 8 days. HA!

- pussy galore